Ooh...Mrs. Landlord, what makes it soooooo difficult to let us installing Internet conection in our dorm? Hey! We're not a bunch of freaks that ain't care for your electricity meter.
Well, we realized that our island suffers from short electricity as we've got too many d**n people flocking in this city. You won't get double-bloated electricity bill from this internet connection, so please don't give us double-bloated rent to pay!
Don't you know, you'll get profits by installing this new connection?
1. You get more money from our rent by this new facility.
2. You get internet connection for free!
3. You save 13 innocent girls from dangerously walking 200m at midnight for getting a slow internet connection from a bloody internet house to do our college final project.
4. You don't have to pay anything, we covered all the installation cost!
5. Internet is a babe! We were mocked for our lack of information (internet connection) and we're sick of it and decided to change! Now think about your son's future!
Please...please... Let those handsome guys from our ISP come and surveying our dorm... You don't have anything to lose except a copy of your identity card.
I love you if you let us installing this internet connection with just a small addition in our rent price.
I hate you otherwise.